The ultimate male Halloween costume is:
Why do I consider this the best Halloween costume ever? Let me list the reasons:
1. Because it's hilarious and no one else will think of it.
2. Because Bob Ross is awesome and paints happy trees.
3. Because it's super easy. Find a fro wig, goatie, seventies shirt and pants, and a paint palette.
4. Because Bob Ross is awesome and paints happy bushes.
5. Because almost everyone knows who Bob Ross is and will love to be reminded of the good ol' days when he was always on PBS.
6. Because Bob Ross is awesome and paints happy clouds, streams, mountains, waterfalls, etc. etc.
So, I think you see my point. Go forth and use my idea since I have not been successful for the past few years.